Wednesday, June 6, 2007

The Ultimate Skooging?



Courtesy msnbc.com:
NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

Good thing while at the University of Oregon we only had regular boost. As I think about it though, if this were to have happened it could have only happened to one player and it would have been an oh so dramatic story!
A story and situation that could only have happened to the one the only D. Long.

3 comments:

Heather said...

Tell me you sent this to Chief. He would be talking about this really loud through out the Athletic Training Room for at least the better part of a week.

Greg said...

You know I did!

Anonymous said...

With that new Athletic Training Room, he will have to really yell if he wants everyone to hear! I also didn't know Skoog left to be a beaver, I mean, I always assumed that she liked beav... aww, never mind.