Coed Volleyball camp was pretty easy other than the fact that I got sick the first day and then struggled through the last couple of days.
I must have been putting out the vibe again Heather, because I had a guy and girl come to me with two unusual problems during the camp.
First, I was asked if I had any Preperation H because this camper has hemrroids and he forget to bring his with him, slightly akward, but nothing to crazy. He did stutter quite a lot when asking though, which made me laugh, because I started thinking about "Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me."
"On the whole I think Preperation H is pretty good!"
Next was this 15 year old girl who comes up to me prefacing her statement with "I'm really embarrassed to sa this to you." My first thought, "oh boy here it comes!" So I asked, what's wrong and she replies that she's constipated and wanted to now if there was anything I could do for her. I didn't quite know what to say. Ultimately, I come to find out that she's been constipated for a week, that this has happened to her a number of times since she was little and that she hasn't seen a Physician about it. I wish I could have done more, but we don't have Mylanta, ex-lax, or metamucil!
Well, summer camps are almost over, thus my abistenance training is practically complete for another year. All that is left is basketball hell camp! 10 days of spoiled rich kid brats whose parents only send them to camp for MJ's autograph! Half these kids don't even know who MJ is!
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You were putting out the vibe. I often wonder why we carry everything under the sun, EXCEPT any sort of laxitive. Too much room for practical joking i suppose, if it were readily on hand.
Say hi to MJ for me. hahah.
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